Prepping for the Zombie Apocalypse

On the subject of hammers, it is always wise to keep your growing collection in good shape for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.  It is a continuing debate if that is actually going to happen, however, better to be safe than sorry as they say.

In addition, I consider that this sort of activity helps to maintain a healthy marriage, with the good lady feeling safe and secure knowing that her good man is in his happy place, dutifully polishing his hammer.